The glamorous life of a lawyer.
Well, I’m a cocktail waitress now. Well actually have been for 1.5 months. And I somehow forgot to remind myself of how fucking ridiculous of a job it can be sometimes.
24 hours ago I mopped vomit off a wall.
it was totally worth the $150 tip I’d received from the vommer moments earlier.
And at least he had the courtesy to buy me a bunch of shots before bestowing such a task on me.
Then I went out drinking till 3:30 on a Sunday night because when you work at a bar it seems normal. I mean, you get off work at 2am. So, it’s kinda like happy hour.
